its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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