Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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