his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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