your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just invented taco cereal.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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