Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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