You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yo dont text me then not text me
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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