they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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