Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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