Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We have started to decorate penises.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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