ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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