Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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