how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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