he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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