I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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