Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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