It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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