I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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