he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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