I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
