i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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