Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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