Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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