Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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