Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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