Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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