How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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