Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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