ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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