i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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