im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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