Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
