Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm gonna fight the coyote
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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