where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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