I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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