And the cops told us we were all naked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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