i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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