Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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