so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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