How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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