He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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