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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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