I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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