Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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