My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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