so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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