erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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