I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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