So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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