OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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