I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He kissed a someone with a penis
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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