she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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