Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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