I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
