Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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