Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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