Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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