Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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