i was born a porn star she said
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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