belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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