Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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